The Internet Generation

Dec. 25, 2006:
In which I embarrass myself in the pages of Newsweek...

Google "Andrew Romano." You'll find some impostors—like the Yonkers, N.Y., lawyer currently lodged in the top spot (damn him). But there's also a lot of me out there. You can snicker as I stare seductively at the camera in a college head shot. Gag as you listen to "Valentine's Day," a song I wrote for my girlfriend. Dig up my favorite films, my cell-phone number and the names of all my friends. Did I say "a lot"? I meant "way too much"...